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Monster Mondays - Hammerhead Salamander Diplocaulus

Posted by bj in Monster Mondays, My Journal of Horror (Monday June 30, 2008 at 5:38 pm)

As part of the the  Dapper Cadaver Blogs Monster Mondays, today I bring you the Hammerhead Salamander, a creature from 300 million years ago, modern Japan, outer space, Marsascala, or in Bahrija, depending on what you believe.

Fact, the Diplocaulus was not a salamander at all, as he pre-dates them by several million years, he’s an early tetrapod, a fish-amphibian with 4 legs that were the first vertebrates to climb onto the muddy shores of the primordial seas. His distinctive hammer head is believed to be an adaptation for hydroplaning through the water, or to make him hard to swallow, but it’s really not known.  Diplocaulus were about 2 to 4 feet in length.

The photo above was taken in 2004. Making this little guy a real survivor, if he’s real. Most people believe the photo is a hoax, although that itself is an amazing thing. Every weekend cryptologist wants to find or fake bigfoot  or the Loch Ness monster, but the Diplocaulus? Sure its weird looking, but no ones ever heard of them. You’ve got to admire the geekiness as well as the artsmanship of the faker, if this is a fake.

The most common explanation is that it was made from a model kit or by a Japanese sculptor, although a search for the artist yelded nothing, I did find one commercially available Diplo model in Japan.

Clearly not the same. The origins of this photo remain a mystery, and Diplo’s remain probably extinct.

Diplo’s have also turned up in space, as monsters in Pitch Black

But more often they’re chubby giant amphibians that are only menacing to small fish and have the weirdest head of any four legged animal ever. Their skull is just a bone boomerang with cartoon eye holes

Enjoy the many weird flavors of Diplo here 

Monster Mondays: Mutant Unicorns

Posted by bj in Monster Mondays, My Journal of Horror (Tuesday June 24, 2008 at 6:14 pm)

unicorndeer_2, originally uploaded by Boju.

As part of the Dapper Cadaver Blog’s ongoing Monster Monday’s project, today I bring you the strangest perversion of a prevision of nature ever, The Mutant Unicorn. The Mutant Unicorn is proof that mankind as a species is little more than the 8 year old daughter of Dr. Frankenstein. We just want them to be real so bad, we’ll do anything to make it happen. The inbred little fellow above is a unicorn deer born in captivity in Italy. Park keepers are saying it’s just a genetic flaw, but I suspect the meddling hand of science.

The earliest mutant unicorn came in 1930, as a result of tinkering by the mad Dr. Dove of Maine. Hypothesizing that in a newborn horned animal the horn growing plate would not yet be fused to the skull, he cut into the head of a baby bull, removed both of it’s horns nodes and grafted them right between the eyes. The results are below

As a calf the bull discovered that it could charge any other bull and win, and for fear of having their brains impaled on a massive horn, all other bulls became submissive to it. Interestingly rather than becoming a, ahem, bully, the bulls dominance over the herd was so solid he rarely had to but heads or charge anyone. He did discover that his curved forhead horn was perfect for uprooting fences, and he loved to tear up peoples yards. Damn Unicorn Bull’s in the tomatoes again!

Our next Mutant Unicorn also came from the 30’s, behold the Unicorn Man of China.

Ripley wanted to place this man in his exhibit as the human unicorn, but he disappeared like an elusive unicorn not long after his photo was first taken. The mythical spiral horn was most likely a tumor.

During the cold war, atomic radiation could turn anything into lethal radioactive mutants, even unicorns!

When I was a kid in the eighties some “Naturalists” (read :Hippies) decided to create a Unicorn from a goat. They also “magically” removed the billy goats foul odor and grumpy disposition. IE, they did another Dr. Dove skull graft job, and removed his billy balls. The naturalists were named Morning Glory and Otter G’Zell (read: mega space hippies). They took they’re beautiful goaticorn on tour to county fairs and in the RIngling bros circus, which is where I saw it. While it was rather underwhelming to see a goat billed as a unicorn, one can’t deny that it only had one horn.


Otter G’Zell is currently headmaster at the Grey School of Wizardry, and wow, his story is so weird, just google it. Most recently his goaticorn appeared for a split second in a chewing gum commercial in which Snoop Doggy Dog goes to hell. I thought I was delirious until my wife confirmed my vision

The most recent mutant unicorn to pop up is this mutant horsicorn. Although this image is of unconfirmed validity. Some claim the horn is a painful growth, others claim it’s a work of art, and others claim it’s a unicorn. I believe someone may have finally had the brilliant notion of grafting a horn node onto a baby horses head. Now how can we graft on giant eagle wings to make a pegacorn?

As with Otter G’Zell’s goaticorn, the deericorn is attracting a devoted following of new age believers. Amazing what a little post-natal skin graft can do.

The History of Halloween: Death Comes to Party

Posted by bj in Halloween, My Journal of Horror (Saturday June 21, 2008 at 11:14 am)

The important things in life must be taken lightly, the more important the thing, the more comedy and celebration gets heaped upon it. At it’s core, Halloween is a living celebration of death and the dead. Every culture that permits celebration has something like it. Many Halloween history texts say Halloween is a celtic holiday. It’s not. It was brought to America by the Irish, it’s true, but Halloween is an American holiday, and it’s invention owes itself primarily to this land.

In pre-Christian times, the Celts of Ireland and Scotland celebrated Samhain, a harvest festival and celebration of the dead. Some aspects of Samhain survive still in our Halloween celebrations, but most do not. Samhain was founded on Celtic myths, some of which included witches and mischievous spirits, but very different from Halloween witches and spirits today. Fortune telling was an important part of Samhain, and it was fortune telling that helped bridge the gap between the Irish immigrants in the US and the other US citizens in the 19th century. More on that later. The most potent symbol of Samhain was the bonfire, which has virtually disappeared as an aspect of Halloween.

When Catholicism came to the British Isles and Samhain became merged with the Catholic holidays for the dead, All Saint’s Day, All Souls Day (Dias de los Muertos in Mexico), and All Hallow’s Eve, Hallows (Holy) Eve became the word Halloween. These were celebrations that honored the spirits of dead saints and relatives that had crossed over to the spirit world. There was also the belief that on this night spirits, as well as unwanted imps and goblins, could cross back to earth. At this time Halloween was celebrated by Brits and Celts alike, and the familiar images of bobbing for apples and Jack-o-Lanterns (turnips carved with the faces of hungry jack and other lost souls) arrive. Bonfires were still important, but other familiar parts of Halloween like sweets and ghost stories also entered the festivities.

This is also around the time that masks may have entered the celebration, although in England youths who begged in masks were considered a nuisance, or criminal. We’re used to it now, but imagine if on some random day someone banged on your front door holding a bag, wearing a mask, and asking for your money? Instead of trick or treat, the rhyme was

Soul! Soul! For an apple or two!
If you have no apples,
Pears will do,
If you have no pears,
Money will do.
It you have no money,
God bless you!

When England split from the Catholic Church Halloween grew unpopular there. In the 17th century Guy Fawkes tried to blow up the house of Parliament on Novemeber 5th, and the celebration of Guy Fawkes day adopted many of the customs that had previously been for Halloween, including bonfires and masks. This makes the V for Vendetta costume, which is based on Guy Fawkes, the most ironic Halloween costume, or the most appropriate one in England, depending on how you look at it. Halloween survived in Catholic Ireland. Guy Fawkes day became it’s own strange thing in England
With the Irish potato famine of the 1870’s Halloween finally came to the USA. One of the first big changes was abandoning the turnip as the Jack-o-Lantern and adopting the more abundant and easily carved pumpkin. The first symbol of Halloween as we know it arrived, and with it the first official color scheme of Halloween - Black for the night, and orange for the pumpkins. At this time, Halloween was celebrated almost exclusively by the Scottish and Irish, and it was both a celebration of the the departed spirits and of general Irish and Scottishness, like Cinco de Mayo today is more a celebration of Mexican-ness in America than it is a celebration of a Mexican military victory over the French.
At the turn of the 19th century the puritanism that denounced witchcraft, Halloween, and many other excessive celebrations faded, and the US experienced a huge fad for Spiritualists, people who could communicate with the dead. Magic shows like Harry Houdini were popular and Occult texts were the hobby of many learned and literary minds. Halloween at this time caught on with non-celtic Americans as a night for adults to hold masquerades in which seances were held. Masquerades had long been popular with upper class Americans, and Spiritualism became a popular Victorian parlor game.
The merging of Masquerades with Halloween night with Samhain style fortune telling and cosmology, marks the origin of the Halloween costume and party. Many popular turn of the century costumes were based on spiritualism - ghosts, witches, and gypsies were popular.Halloween quickly became a huge holiday and one we would fine fairly familiar. Halloween masquerades were often announced with postcards marked with spooky images, which after the jack-o-lantern mark the second major development in Halloween decorations. Witches as we now think of them (the broom riding variety, not the neo-pagan variety), which had always been some part of Halloween, really gelled as a symbol at this time, largely due to their ability to seance. The witches pet, the Black Cat became the second biggest Halloween icon after the Jack-o-lantern.
During the first World War, Halloween as an American holiday developed very little, but in the post war film boom, the driving force of the next 80 years of Halloween history was about to explode- Horror Movies. First Dracula (1931) then Frankenstein later that year, and followed by the rest of the iconic Universal Studios monsters - the wolf man, the mummy, and more. The early monsters were still embodiments of Victorian-era notions of gothic and spirtualism, and intended for adults. With monsters hot in America’s imagination, Halloween began to shift it’s emphasis from the spirits of the departed to monsters on earth.
Children have a natural fascination with monsters and the grotesque, while unseen forces like ghosts are more terrifying. While Samhain and All Hallows Eve were mostly adult, but all ages included holidays, and the spiritualist Halloween masquerades were almost entirely adult, the new Monsterific Halloween had huge kid appeal. Trick or Treating as we now know it pops up around this time. While in UK begging for fruits, money, and “Soul Cake” had long been a small part of the Holiday, it had been absent all this time in the US, 1870-1930. That’s 60 years, or 3 generations, so one must conclude that Trick or Treating in America arose independently and not from UK masked begging. My theory is kids want candy, so smell my feet.
In 1941 the last classic horror film was made - The Wolf Man. In 1942 the US went to war, and again, the evolution of Halloween slowed to a snails pace. The 50’s saw the second horror movie boom, but with an atomic age twist. While the classic horror movies of the 30’s established the lasting gothic tone of Halloween, the Horror films of the 1950’s were aimed at drive ins, and more then ever before, at children. Giant monsters were the rage, and what is easier for a child to understand then the fear of something physically bigger then themself? Also, giant monsters threated adults and shrunk them to weak puny underlings, the same way the adult world was menacing and oversized for children.
Monsters became nearly heroic figures to children, and Halloween followed suit, becoming a “kids holiday” that adults almost never celebrated, unless it was with their kids. Monsters started appearing everywhere kids could be found, cereal, toys, and cartoons. In many of these incarnations monsters were less about killing and more about being different, often goofy. Funny Halloween was born. Also with the emphasis on creatures and kids, Halloween broke from it’s origins of spirits and death completely, and allowed anything popular with kids like cowboys and princesses to be appropriate Halloween costumes. While most Halloween decorations and costumes were still homemade, a commercial industry of Halloween stuff that could be bought at stores emerged, at first fast and cheap, but with ever growing and accelerating quality.
As outsiders, monsters were cool, and became popular symbols in the growing teen culture of hot rods, rock and roll, and surf boards. The 50’s and 60’s saw a huge explosion in novelty horror records, the most famous of which is Bobby Boris Pickett’s “The Monster Mash.”
The next major change in Halloween started in the 1980’s when 2 things happened. First, children of the Trick or Treat Halloween of the 50’s and 60’s grew up and had kids. The second is that Horror movies became slasher movies aimed at teens and young adults. The grown up Trick-or-Treaters began an arms race of ever more elaborate Halloween decorations. Before the 1980’s Haunted Houses were something at a carnival, some “real” curiosity like the Winchester Mystery House, or a primitive mix of decorations and party games at home. As Halloween decor escalated in complexity, Home Haunts started springing up, in which residents would transform their home, inside and out, into an carnival of horrors.
R rated slasher movies full of gore and sexuality were forbidden to children, but popular amongst teens and young adults out on dates. Teens found Trick-or-Treating to childish, but were developing a new kind of Halloween tradition - the sexy Halloween party. Costumes were less about scaring people or childhood role playing, and more about showing off. Similar in spirit to the Victorian masquerades. Sexy Halloween was biggest in urban areas where there were the most independent single people, and especially in gay districts. To this day New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco and New Orleans hold the biggest Halloween parties in the world.
By the 90’s there was a Halloween for everyone, and it gets bigger every year. Animatronic Halloween props costing thousands of dollars each are being bought by home haunters, Halloween cartoons and cereals keep the trick-or-treaters sugared up and silly, and the biggest cities in the US barricade streets, turning entire neighborhoods into free for all Halloween parties. Unless there’s a parade, no other Holiday stops traffic like Halloween does. Halloween is nearly tied with Christmas in terms of decorations, parties, and events, and is the 5th Holiday in the US in terms of money spent (the top 4 are all gift giving holidays, Christmas, Mothers day, Valentines Day, and Fathers Day).
US style Halloween is also becoming more and more popular in other countries. While it never fully left England, it’s popular again, and the American influence is noticeable. Also, in Mexico where the Catholic Day of The Dead is huge, American style Halloween is also growing in popularity as a separate Holiday. At the same time, the influx of Day of the Dead celebrating Hispanics into the US is blending their holiday into ours. It’s visible here in the streets of Los Angeles and many cemeteries hold all day and all night Day of The Dead festivals on Halloween day. Halloween music is also heavily influenced by Latinos, from white American Danny Elfman/Oingo Boingo’s dancing skeletons and horn driven party music, to Latino punks reinventing 50’s and 60’s novelty horror records as Psychobilly.

And that’s the holiday that we know and love. We still use the celebration to recognize death, spirits, and mortality, and even to some extent the harvest, but Halloween as a whole is also as much about children playing, eating candy, looking sexy, and watching horror movies. And an excuse to through a huge party.

Dark Spots in Tinsel Town part 2

Posted by bj in Dark Spots in Tinsel Town, Halloween, My Journal of Horror (Friday June 20, 2008 at 2:19 pm)

zombie zoo 57, originally uploaded by Boju.

There are so many great weird and spooky locations in Hollywood. I couldn’t fit them all in one post. For the haunted tourist, more dark destinations. And remember, no trip through the horror’s of Hollywood is complete without a stop at Dapper Cadaver, 5519 Hollywood Blvd

1. The Abandoned Zoo - A very post apocalyptic part of LA where you get to crawl through the caves and onto the rusted cages of the old zoo. “Zombie Zoo” (above) was shot there. In Griffith Park, it shares a parking lot with the Merry Go Round, keep hiking west, not far from the parking lot.

2. Cipher - an art gallery that sells molding old statuary, metal bolted to skulls, and other items for the gothic home and garden.
165 1/2 S. Fairfax Ave.

3. The “Halloween” House
1530 & 1537 Orange Grove Ave., L.A., 1000 Mission St in Pasadena
Halloween’s Haddonfield, Ill., was actually a neighborhood in hip west LA. Jamie Lee Curtis’ friends were killed in 1537 Orange Grove Ave.—a house renovated almost beyond recognition. Much of the exteriors were shot in Pasadena.

4. House on Haunted Hill
2655 Glendower Ave.,L.A.
This Frank Lloyd Wright masterpiece (also home to Bladerunner) was built in 1923. Very unusual Architecture have been made only creepier through years of neglect.

5. The Batcave (Bronson cave)
The top of Bronson Avenue
So many features and TV shows have used the caves, you’ve probably seen them a hundred times as a hundred ” different” ocations, including various Star Trek planets, the old west of Bonanza, King Kong’s Skull Island, Mars, Robin Hood’s Sherwood forest and more. Actually a man made tunnel less than 100 ft long. Info on how to get there here
http://www.seeing-stars.com/Locations/BronsonCaves.shtml

6. A Nightmare on Elm Street
1428 Genesee Ave. L.A.
This house—featured in the Nightmare on Elm Street series—sold just a year ago; the asking price was $1.1 million. The new owner kept the façade, and rebuilt the home behind it. One touch she insisted on—returning the front door to its red color featured in the film.

7. Forest Ackerman’s house - The man who created “Famous Monster’s” magazine has the greatest collection of horror and sci-fi memorabilia in the world, including the Robot from Metropolis. He’s on in years, I think in his 90’s, but tours are still held every Saturday, from 11 a.m. to 12 noon. 4511 Russell Avenue. Don’t miss it! There will never be another Ackerman!

8. Kirk’s Rocks (Vasquez Rocks) - ever notice how every planet in the original Star Trek has a jutting triangular peaked canyon? Well, here it is

Feel like you’re on every other planet in the universe at Kirks Rocks
10700 W. Escondido Canyon Rd.
Agua Dulce, CA 91350

9. The Queen Mary- A real tourist destination, but also really haunted. I’ve spent enough time there to experience my own ghostly encounters. Plus the art deco design is great, and the bar at the front sometimes has elvis impersonators and bikini contests. Spooky cool plus swanky cool plus cheesy awesome all in one.
1126 Queen’s Highway, Long Beach

10. Nova Express- Also known as Space Pizza. This is where Barbarella goes for pie. Every inch of this swanky dive is covered with robots or aliens or craters, and all kinds of trippy 60’s sci fi lighting. Also, Cthulu is there, so you can have Pizza with Cthulu. 426 Fairfax.

Everyday is Halloween in Hollywood - Dark Spots in Tinsel Town

Posted by bj in Dark Spots in Tinsel Town, Halloween, My Journal of Horror (Friday June 20, 2008 at 12:14 pm)

mummies 2, originally uploaded by Boju.

One thing every visitor to Hollywood needs to know is this city doesn’t exist and don’t even think about going to the Hollywood sign. Yes, there is a city called Hollywood in north central Los Angeles, and yes Grauman’s Chinese theater is there, but that’s it. The real Hollywood is scattered throughout the thirty mile radius of Los Angeles.

If your of the gothic or horror sort like I am, or you love Halloween, your going to want to visit Hollywood’s essential horror landmarks. It’s going to take some driving, but let me tell you what’s worth the drive.

1. Dapper Cadaver - okay, sure, I’m a little biased, but we’re the only horror prop shop in Hollywood that welcomes the public. We’ve done blood and gore for most of the crime shows and horror shows of the last six years, and where else are you going to find stacks of body parts, shelves of specimen jars, and mummies hanging on a rack? check out www.dappercadaver.com and www.bjwinslow.com fo more photos and info. Open m-f 10-6. Open saturdays during septemeber and october for Halloween.

dapper cadaver

2. The CIA - Nothing like the Central Intelligence Agency, the CIA in North Hollywood is part speak-easy, part underground venue, part freakshow museum. CIA actually stands for the California Institute of Abnormal Arts (I guess that last A is silent). See the Mummified Clown and the Feegee Mermaid! 11334 Burbank Blvd. Irregular Hours.

3. Necromance - A store that specializes in the beautiful side of the dead. Funeral memorabilia, jewelery made of dead animals, and vintage scientific charts. 7220 Melrose Ave

4. Hollywood Forever Cemetery - the most famous cemetery in LA with the most famous internees. A beautiful location. Oh, and the screen movies on the side of their mausoleum.
6000 Santa Monica Blvd

5. Wacko - Occult books, bizarre toys, horror action figures, tiki statues and an outsider art gallery all under one roof. Also known as La Luz de Jesus and the Soap Factory.
4633 Hollywood Blvd

6. Sunken City - You know how they say LA is going to fall into the ocean one day? Well part of it did. Located in San Pedo, the jagged ruins of this city block are part on a cliff, part in the sea. It looks like if one of the Tony Hawk skateboarding games had a Flintstones themed level. This is where they scattered Donny’s ashes in The Big Lebowski. Down hill from the Korean Bell at Angels Gate Park, Gaffey and 37th Street, San Pedro 90731

7.La Brea Tar Pits - this famous LA landmark and location is totally worth the price of admission, but the best part is the grounds around it. Statues of giant ice age mammals lurk in the park, and tar bubbles up everywhere, often rising up inside the statues and dripping in sticky black tears from their eyes. Also, the baby elephant tableau in the front main tar pit is the most tragically moving statue I have ever seen. It’s like the mastodon version of La Pieta . 5801 Wilshire Boulevard

8. The Magic Castle - a members only club for Magicians, by Magicians. I was part of the first freakshow ever allowed to perform there. What strange mysteries you will find if you make it inside!
7001 Franklin Ave


9. Mountain View Cemetery in Altadena - This is the most filmed cemetery in Los Angeles. You’re sure to recognize some of television more somber moments amongst the great monuments, including “Susan’s” funeral from Seinfield. TV’s first Superman, George Reeves, who died a tragic and mysterious death, is also buried there.
2400 Fair Oaks Ave

10. Reggie the Alligator - for three years this monster lurked in a Los Angeles lake, menacing locals, eating dogs and outfoxing a slew of potential captors. Eventually Reggie was caught and interned at the LA Zoo, where he escaped the very next day and was loose in Griffith Park for a week. This dangerous beast now has a specially designed maximum security habitat and his own guard. LA Zoo on Zoo Dr in Griffith Park

Greatest Creature Maker of All Time Dies

Posted by bj in My Journal of Horror (Thursday June 19, 2008 at 9:15 am)

Dino Stan, originally uploaded by Boju.

Creature Maker Stan Winston died earlier in the week at the age of 62 due to cancer. Although the animatronics crew at his Winston’s studios offered to keep him alive by transforming him into some kind of unstoppable man-machine, Winston chose to die as he lived, a human.

Winston was born in the 30th century, a bleak futuristic world in which computers control all of our special effects industry. Using a time machine of his own devising, Winston, then in his early 30’s, traveled back in time to the 70’s to show the world that the greatest creatures ever could be created with silicon, latex, and robotics.

In his long career in Hollywood, he and his studio, Stan Winston Studios, built the most iconic monsters and robots of all time including:
The Terminator
The Predator
The Aliens of the Alien Movies (designed by HR Giger)
The Dinosaurs of Jurassic Park
Edward Scissorhands
Iron Man
Tim Burton’s Batman
John Carpenter’s The Thing
The Robots of AI
Monster Squad
Wookies
Pumpkinhead
Tank Girl
Manimal
The Vampires in Inverview With A Vampire
And Many more.

After a ceremony which will be attended by hundreds of friends, family, colleges, aliens, monsters, robots, and the undead, Stan Winston’s skull will be forever enshrined in The Predators trophy room, amongst the universes mightiest creatures.

Stan Winston’s work help fueled my love of movies, and is one biggest reasons I make props today. He will be missed.
RIP Stan 1946-2008

Monster Mondays - The Glashtin

Posted by bj in Monster Mondays, My Journal of Horror (Monday June 16, 2008 at 3:52 pm)

kelpie.jpg, originally uploaded by Boju.

As part of the Dapper Cadaver Blog’s ongoing Monster Monday project, today I bring you a Father’s Day Monster from The Isle of Man

The Glashtin is a Manx water-horse ( not to be confused with a sea-horse) with a fondness for lonely girls, and has been know to feed off their bodies and blood. He’s a shape shifter who can transform from a sort of Mer-Horse into a perfectly handsome looking human, with horse ears. He can also appear as a half-man half-horse, and a normal horse. In each form he’s incredibly muscular and looking for someone to ride him, a journey which always leads back to the still waters he calls home, where his rider discovers they can’t jump from his back, and they get pulled to their deaths.

Glashtins can be put to good use, as farm hands, if you can control them,. They’re basically a horse with the hands of a man, or a man with the strength of a horse. Just watch your daughter and keep a fire burning. They’re scared of fire and vulnerable to burns (aren’t we all?).

Glashtins will often seek out lonely young girls, like run aways, or farmers daughters living far from cities and other people. They can appear as handsome young men, or even as the girls own father, anything to get in the house. They’re easily tricked by men in drag, who they mistake for ladies. Many a Glashtin has been put down by a gun toting farmer in a skirt. Forget fire, Trannies are a Glashtins real weakness.

There’s a famous tale of a Glashtin in the form of a girl’s long lost father appearing in a rain storm. She unlocked the door and welcomed him in. As he sat by the fireplace to warm himself, he removed his hat and the girl noticed he had horses ears. She grabbed a burning coal from the fire and burned that Glashtin, and he fled.

Folklore always talks about a weakness to fire like it some magic thing. As though if I jabbed a burning coal into the face of a human that’d be cool. They say if you set a wall on fire a Glashtin won’t cross it. I’m pretty sure in that scenario the Glashtin is the smart one, cause now your trapped in side a burning, albeit Glashtin free, house.

Strange Answers: Do You Sell Real Human Skulls?

Posted by bj in My Journal of Horror, Strange Answers (Wednesday June 11, 2008 at 2:15 pm)

unearthed skeleton 2, originally uploaded by Boju.

As part of Dapper Cadaver’s on going quest to answer all the strange questions we receive, today I tackle a biggie. The selling of real human remains.
You might think it odd, but I get asked for human remains a couple times a day, and every couple of months someone asks if I’m interested in buying some human remains that they have, for some reason.

Here’s the short answer: No. No I don’t sell, No I don’t buy and No I can’t help anyone find anyone who does. The laws on who can legally buy and sell human remains are fairly complex, so the rule of thumb to go by is this - buying, selling, or owning human remains is illegal

That’s pretty easy. “Why is it illegal?” I’m often asked. Well, because the sources of human remains are, at some point, living humans. The vast majority of bones “on the market” don’t come from organ donors, they come from China and Indian, where even licensed sources are under frequent allegations of grave robbing and dealing in prisoner remains. The rest of the bones that are being sold are archaeological theft, contemporary grave robbing, war trophies, criminal evidence, and a mixed bag of specimens passed from hand to hand for so long the origins, legitimate or not, are long since lost. The burden of proof is on the owner - if you can prove you bought your bones from a licensed medical supply house great, if not, you’re looking at a range of allegations up to and including accessory to murder. Even the famous Gunther Von Hagens of Body Worlds fame has gotten in trouble with the law for having illegal cadavers

Other anatomy stores have gotten in trouble with the law and heavily finedfor dealing in endangered animal remains and/or human bones. At Dapper Cadaver we only sell animal skulls of common livestock like pig, sheep, and steer, and US game animals, like deer. All other animal bones, both pet and exotic, are replica. Even our exotic taxidermy is synthetic. All our human remains are replica. We divide skulls into 3 categories - Halloween or budget is the lowest quality, medical quality is anatomically correct standard quality. Museum quality is the closest you can get to legally owning a human skull. These are props that have been molded off of real human skull specimens on loan from museums. The anatomical detail and realism is amazing.

I have been a bone collector and a nature lover all my life. I urge anyone who’s interested in buying bones to buy replicas. It’s the only ethical choice. Otherwise you are supporting or encouraging a black market in endangered species, fossil and archaeological treasures, and human life.

The Last Laugh - Funny Epitaphs, Names, and Headstones

Posted by bj in Cool Stuff, My Journal of Horror (Wednesday June 11, 2008 at 8:50 am)

the winner, originally uploaded by Boju.

Every Halloween you seen funny headstones spring up like mushrooms from every front lawn. Most are good for a chuckle but not very realistic, they tend to be small, thin, and cartoonish.

Last year I carved a realistic headstone based on an actual old victorian design with the inscription I’m with stupid and arrows pointing to the headstones next to it. After that I started looking into real funny headstones. I added some great photos and epitaphs to my Halloween headstone section and found a great resource in the flickr group Graves to Make You Laugh

Yesterday I found the most amazing epitaph ever. It reads -
Two things I love most
Good horses and Beautiful
Women. And when I die I hope
They tan this old hide of mine,
and make it into a ladies riding
Saddle. So I can Rest in Peace
Between the two things I love
Most

I can just imagine being this guys son, having to visualize that every time I visit pops grave.

More real funny tombstones

“In the hundred and seventh year of her life…she had fresh teeth” 

“I’m a busy man, I don’t have time for this”

“Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake, stepped on the gas instead of the brake” 

“Lovingly known as Dr. Dick” 

“This ain’t so bad, once you get used to it” 

“She always said her feet were killing her but no one believed her.” 

“I made a lot of deals in life, but I went in the hole on this one.” 

“I knew this would happen.” 

“I B Horne” 

“King Dick” 

“Noble Butt” 

“Oops he Died” 

“Rusty Nail - He lived life to the max.” 

“Fanny Hair” 

“Fanny Reider” 

“Life’s not just one thing after another, it’s the same damn thing over and over again.” 

Monster Monday: Dossenus

Posted by bj in Monster Mondays, My Journal of Horror (Monday June 9, 2008 at 5:00 pm)

Happy Monster Monday everybody! It’s been a couple weeks since our last post. I just moved into a beautiful new house in Echo Park and spent last week doing blood pools on the set of Dexter, so I haven’t been at the desk for a spell.
This week the Dapper Cadaver blog brings you a creature from ancient Greece - Dossenus, the ever-chomping!
Dossenus is a monster who eats everything, like a Pac Man. He wears a theatrical Manducus mask, a classical greek drama mask which depicts a man chewing or grimacing. Or sometimes the Manducus is his sidekick and is a monster in it’s own right.
Beneath his mask Dossenus was part man, part animal, part manimal, and all monster. He could devour anything and the greeks and romans both feared he would devour the “Cosmic Theater,”- the universe. Kind of like a locust from hell.
The Dossenus is also the name of an order of jumping spiders that like to vibrate and bang their butts to make music and attract a mate. They also want to eat the cosmic theater.