The scariest day of 2008 will come five days AFTER Halloween, will we be electing the political team of an inexperienced newbie and a grumpy old man or ….wait I guess that’s both choices. If you’re feeling patriotic this Halloween, instead of just going for a rubber mask and a suit, why not do something truly monstrous with the candidates? Allow me to offer the following suggestions-
7. Hellraiser fetish robe + Hillary Clinton mask=
HELLARY or HILLRAISER
(see image above)
6. JOHN EDWARDSCISSORHANDS
“How about a $30,000 Haircut?”
5. PALIN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE
The dumbest VP ever made.
“You know the difference between a Republican VP and a brain eating zombie resurrected by people from outer space? Lipstick.”
4. BARACKULA
A mysterious creature who lure his victims with an unearthly charm.
“Fear you can believe in!”
3. McCAINENSTEIN
A living maverick stitched together from the corpses of previous Republican campaigns
“I can only lift my arms this high!”
2. The Creature from the Barack Lagoon
He doesn’t look like other men, because he’s a fish-man, and he’ll play the species card.
1. THE TEXAS McCAINSAW MASSACRE
His bloody saw isn’t just for cutting taxes…you’re next!
