FRIDAY May 29th, 2009:
“I See London! I See France!” A Naughty Oddity night of art, music, werewolves, green fairies and more! At the Hive Gallery Downtown LA

$8 or $5 if dressed as a green fairy, werewolf, hunchback, or in your finest lingerie!!
Starts at 8:30 p.m. at The Hive, 729 S. Spring St. Los Angeles, CA 90014

May 29th, 2009

Feminine Oddities LLC

http://www.feminineoddities.com

Presents:

“I See London! I See France!”

What:

“I See London! I See France!” I see Feminine Oddities underpants! May 29th, 2009 the Feminine Oddities host a night of music, performance, art, and more! Imagine a Bordello in France, ladies dancing around in sexy lingerie, werewolves causing chaos, little absinthe fairies tempting and teasing, all in a foggy London scene! Come witness the magic and mystery of “I See London! I See France!” Burlesque, humor, fashion, spooky situations, and “ode et tease” all come together for an unforgettable night that you don’t want to miss!! Come to the Hive to see what happens when London and Paris collide!!

Who:

Feminine Oddities LLC host a traveling art show the last Friday of every month! May it’s a one night stand of art, music, and more titled “I See London! I See France!”. Feminine Oddities LLC was formed by emerging artist and performer Debra Haden to showcase her many talents and the talents of others. The mission and inspiration of this company is derived from the term Wabi-Sabi. It’s an understated beauty that is striking but not obvious, it is imperfect, incomplete and should be treasured because it will not last forever. Feminine Oddities “Where beauty is found in the oddest ways.”

Feminine Oddities Artists:

Debra Haden, Heidi Calvert, Emily Steigerwald, Donna Letterese David Foto, Nikki Windham, Teresa Moore, Audrey McNamara and more…….

Performances:

Music:

RVC

DJ D?J? François

Romak & the Space Pirates

Sexy Performances:

La Fée Verte Filles:

Special burlesque performance with audible accompaniments by “On Holiday”

Featuring:

Alexandra Mathews

Auriana Lynn

Chéri Stems

Jaymie Valentine

Jezebelle X

Juliet Von Snugfit

Feminine Oddities:

Special “Ode et Tease” performance includes singing, tease, and humor.

Featuring:

Deb’onaire

Mama Midnight

‘Rey’diance DeVille

Spooky Performances:

Joe Holliday and Amputette

Flip Cassidy

D.V.L.

Special Guest and Emcee:

B.J Winslow of Dapper Cadaver

www.dapercadaver.com

Special Guest and Burlesque Fashion Show:

Leahpatra Fashion Show

Sponsored by:

Dapper Cadaver http://www.dapercadaver.com

Citizen LA http://www.citizenla.com

Costuming by:

Insidious Clothing

Feminine Oddities LLC

Production Credit:

Marianne Williams

Debra Haden

Joe Holliday

When:

May 29th, 2009 doors open at 8:30pm- Midnight. Performances start at 9:00pm.

$8 at the door, $5 if dressed as a werewolf, green fairy, hunchback, or in your finest lingerie!!

Catering by Bar One Catering http://www.baronecatering.com

Where:

The Hive Gallery

729 S. Spring St.
Los Angeles, CA 90014

Best regards,
BJ Winslow
Owner-Artist
Dapper Cadaver / Casualty Simulation
NEW PHONE # 818-771-0818
CELL PHONE # 310-709-8691
NEW ADDRESS 7572 San Fernando Rd, Sun Valley, CA, 91352
www.bjwinslow.com
www.dappercadaver.com
www.Casualtysimulation.com

WE’VE MOVED!

The New Dapper Cadaver is now located at 7572 San Fernando Rd, Sun Valley, CA, 91352 between Vineland Ave and Hollywood Way and on the North side of San Fernando Rd. Here’s a map
http://www.mapquest.com/maps?city=Sun+Valley&state=CA&address=7572+San+Fernando+Rd

See you in Sun Valley!

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Just got through a photoshoot with models Jezebelle X and Radhika from Art of Bleeding. Photos are by Marianne Williams.

Model: Radhika.  Photographer: Marianne Williams. Props: Dapper Cadaver Skeletons

Model: Jezebelle X.  Photographer: Marianne Williams. Props: Decayed Mummy

Model: Radhika.  Photographer: Marianne Williams. Props: Antique Fetal Skeleton

Model: Radhika.  Photographer: Marianne Williams. Props: Dapper Cadaver Skeletons

Model: Radhika and Jezebelle.  Photographer: Marianne Williams. Props: Dapper Cadaver Headstones

Model: Radhika and Jezebelle.  Photographer: Marianne Williams. Props: Cemetery Angel

Model:  Jezebelle.  Photographer: Marianne Williams. Props: Cemetery Monuments and Obelisks

Model:  Radhika.  Photographer: Marianne Williams. Props: Weeping Angel Headstone

Model:  Radhika.  Photographer: Marianne Williams. Props: Custom Engraved Headstones

Model:  Jezebelle and Radhika.  Photographer: Marianne Williams. Props: Display White Skeleton

Most Gothic Weddings occur in the Fall, the closer to Halloween the better, but any time of the year can be ideal for a gothic wedding. It’s simply a matter of transforming the wedding and reception areas into something more extraordinary. To do that, nothing beats the right gothic wedding decorations.

1. Candelabras - If you’re getting married in a church, or better yet a cathedral or castle, candelabras may already be provided for you. If not finding appropriately gothic candelabras may be trickier then you think. Most party rental places stock white wedding type candelabras, light colors, pearl finishes, etc. They’re also not to keen on you painting their white candlesticks black. Two rental places that do carry black candleabras are BJ Winslow’s Prop Rentals in California and Events Rentals in Arkansas. Both places rent Candelabras at $15-$50 each as of the time this article was written. Winslow offers bulk discounts as well.

2. Flowers- Red roses work with everything, but how about black roses? No natuturally occuring black roses grow, but many floral shops can make them by dying white roses. Carnivourous plants might make an interesting choice, however most are delicate, prone to dying,sticky, or smelly to attract their prey. Alchemy Works has an excellent selection of dark flowers.

Today Dapper Cadaver’s Monster Mondays goes deep into the Laboratory to find the freakiest flies man has ever made. See, fruit flies are like legos to scientists. They’re simple, cheap, and both easy and fun to tinker with. The result is swarms of strange mutant flies nature never intend but with cool new features and new insights into helping people overcome horrible diseases and disorders. Below Are some of the best. Oh, and by the way, genes are named like drugs.

White Rabbit- Add the gene white rabbit to a fruit fly and you’ve got a fly that can’t get drunk. Why? To win fly drinking contests and help find a treatment to alcoholism.

Cheapdate - These flies get staggering drunk off the tiniest portion of booze. Again the reason is to help treat alcoholism, but the name leads me to believe these flies are being taken advantage of.

Gr66a - Flies that drink coffee.

Kojak - Hairless flies

Groucho - flies with moustaches.

Ken and Barbie- flies with no external sex organs but lots of hot  outfits and cars.

Kenny - flies which die quickly and violently all the time, just like Kenny on South Park!

Van Gogh - flies with swirling hair patterns like Van Goghs Starry night. Bred to swarm fancy cafes.

I’m Not Dead Yet (INDY)- flies which don’t age and live twice as long as natural fruit flies.

Fruity - Male flies with a mutant gene that leads them to court with other males.

Dunce- mutant flies unable to remember anything, despite electric shocks.

Go-go - mutant flies that twitch and shake.

Hot Shi.TS - a mutant flie that acts normal at room temperature but acts drunk in the heat.

Living Dead - flies that look dead but act alive. Zombies Flies.

Sonic Hedgehog - messes up hair growth of larvae.

Tricky Dick - flies with distorted male genetailia.

But wait, there’s more!

Every muntant fly man has discovered or mad is listed here

Today, Dapper Cadaver’s Monster Mondays has some sad news. Word is pouring in from China of new Dinosaurs, fluffy and covered with delicate colorful plumage. First it was the Velociraptors, once proud ninja’s of the dinosaur world, now just toothed roosters, complete with cocks-comb and dwaddle. More recent finds of fluffy dinos include several Tyrannosaurids. The greatest real monster to ever walk the earth is about to get a make-over in fabulous feathers. It’s absurd. Imagine you’re in a broken down jeep on Jurassic Park, you hear a thump, the water in your cup does that dino sensing thing that you keep cups of water in the car for, then you hear a deafening “Gobble-gobble-gobble” as the largest turkey you’ve ever seen steps out of the woods.

It hasn’t happened yet. The feathered Tyrannosaurids the Chinese have discovered aren’t the King beast, Tyrannosaurus Rex, just his scrawny uncles and cousins, but storm clouds are gathering on the distant pasts future. In 5 years time our children won’t be able to tell Big Bird from Rex, and in 10 years time I wouldn’t be surprised if we stopped calling Tyrannosaurs, Drommeosaurs, and Oviraptors “Feathered Dinosaurs” and started calling them “Toothed Birds.” It must be stopped. If we can make Pluto a planet again through through the shear force of nostalgia, then science be damned, we can keep TRex scaly and terrifying. Join me!

The idea of wearing feathers sickens T Rex’s only living relative, Godzilla.

But Godzilla may not be the only surviving radioactive mutant T Rex for long, apparently, one of the scientists who worked on Jurasic Park (I knew it was a true story!) is working on genetically engineering Chickens to give birth to mutant chicken-osauruses. I couldn’t make this stuff up.

Kids need scary monsters to eat there smaller toys and to team up with Batman in kids crayon drawings, to fight cowboys, give King Kong a run for his money, and, scientifically speaking, be 51% MOTHERFUCKER, 49% son-of-a-bitch.

Will T-Rex still be the motherfucker we love and fear if he goes from this to this?

In closing, I would like to once and for all establish T-Rex as the scaly Tyrant King of Pimps by giving the people what we always wanted- Tyrannosaurus Sex

If you’d like to support the keep T-Rex scaly movement, you can help by buying a Tyrannosaurus skeleton.